Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

Who is driving the car?

The police.

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Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

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Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

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What goes clop, clop, bang bang bangbangbang!clop,clop,clop?

An amish driveby

How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

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How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.