What do a blonde and a car have in common?

A: They can both drive you crazy.

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What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

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Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.