What do you call an old man's hard on?

Petrified wood.

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Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

What do you call an old man's hard on?

Petrified wood.

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What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

What do you call an old man's hard on?

Petrified wood.