Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

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Why can't Chinese Barbecue?

A: Because the rice falls through the grill

Why don't mexicans have barbeques?

the beans keep slipping through the grill.

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How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

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What do you call an older man who goes after young boys?

Nittany Lions

What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

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Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich