How many zen buddists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One and not one.

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How Many Feminist does it take to Screw SRSer ?

None, Even Feminist have standarts

How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

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How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

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How many zen buddists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One and not one.

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.