How many zen buddists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One and not one.

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How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

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How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

How many zen buddists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One and not one.