How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Click here to find out!

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!