Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

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What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

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What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain?

Anything you like he can't hear you.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

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Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The one smoking the cigarette.

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

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What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

When you know it is too cold in Bay Area?

When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.

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Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.