Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

What're you in for?

I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it." "We've all been there, brother."

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

How did they break in?

Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.