Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.
He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.
The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!
Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.
None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.
Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.
Cause they want the D.
I wub wub wub you....