How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light-bulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

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How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

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How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

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Whose baby was it?

The elephant's!

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

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What is the difference between a brown-noser and a s***t head?

Depth perception

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception