How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

How many Chauvinists does it take to Change a Lightbulb?

None, because chauvinists can't change anything.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter

Jet Fuel Jokes More Jet Fuel Jokes

How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Dank Meme Jokes More Dank Meme Jokes

How much steel can a dank meme melt if a dank meme melts steel beams?

9/11 beams

What did the pirate say when he saw the dank meme?

arrr lmao