How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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What do you call an armoire that is secretly used as a closet?

A closet closet.

What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

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What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

Jet Fuel Jokes More Jet Fuel Jokes

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

Dank Meme Jokes More Dank Meme Jokes

What did the pirate say when he saw the dank meme?

arrr lmao

What do you call a country ruled by dank memes?

Kappatalism