How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

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How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They live in eternal darkness.

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How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates

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How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny..."

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

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What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

doesn't matter... must not look down..

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

What did the pirate say when he saw the dank meme?

arrr lmao