Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

What currency do they use in space?

Star Bucks.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

Why was the daybreak sad?

Because it was in morning.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.