What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

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Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?

The captain's log.

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Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

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How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet