What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

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What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

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Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

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How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta.

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What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

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What do you call two men hanging from a window sill?

Kurt and Rod

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

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Why does 71 like 68?

Because 68 69 70.

What's a 68 to a blonde?

She goes down on you and you owe her one