What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

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What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

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Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

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What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

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Why did the guitar teacher go to jail?

He fingered a minor

Why did the belt go to jail?

A. Because he held up a pair of pants!