What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

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What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?

A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

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Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

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What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

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Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

Why are all blacks fast?

A: The slow ones are in jail.