Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

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How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

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What is Australian cuisine called?

Prison food

Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

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What's the hardest number to say?

70 because after 69 your mouth's full.

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.