Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

Whats green and flies?

Super Pickle

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's invisible and smells like cough drops?

Koala farts

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

Patchouli Jokes More Patchouli Jokes

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.