Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What is the hardest part about firing a black man?

Waiting for him to show up.

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

Patchouli Jokes More Patchouli Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.