Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.

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Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired?

She didn't have control of her pupils

Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.

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Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

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Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes