Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What was the engineer's reaction to his wife being too heavy?

Cantilever? (can't I leave her)

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What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

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Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!

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What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.