Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why are there no black cults?

Everyone drinks the kool-ade on the first day.

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

Employee Jokes More Employee Jokes

How does Amazon Mexico pay its employees?

In Jeff Pesos.

Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.

Manufacture Jokes More Manufacture Jokes

Whats the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops?

It's counterproductive

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium