Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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Booty Jokes More Booty Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite video game?

Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey.

What is a pirate's worst nightmare?

A sunken chest with no booty.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

greg.