Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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What is a pirate's worst nightmare?

A sunken chest with no booty.

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

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Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

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What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

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How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.