Because they can spend years at sea.
Me: I do.
Sea it and Wave :3
Vitamin sea.
Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!
Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.
The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why
They both spend all their money on payphones.
One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.
Because they lost an I.
None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.
Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them.
