Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

Previous Random Joke Next
Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

What lives in the sea and yells?

A: A clam shouter.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

Why is Russian the most dangerous language to learn?

Because it's Russki.