Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

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What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

What did one sea say to the other sea?

Nothing, they just waved.

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Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

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What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

Cancer. Happy new years folks!

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

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How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

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What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

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Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years