Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a snail in the sea?

A snailor.

What lives in the sea and yells?

A: A clam shouter.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.