Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: rocks boat Her: Hey! Me: rocks faster Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

What is the most pirated movie ever?

Arrrrrrrgo

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What gives a gorilla good taste?

Four years in an Ivy League school!

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.