Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

Previous Random Joke Next
Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

What do you call a psychiatric patient who is afraid of doors?

Unhinged

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's that girl?

Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash

Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.

What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you call 100 black people buried neck deep around a basketball hoop?

Afroturf

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!