Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a short Native American programmer?

A Little Endian -I'll get the door.

Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ?

Bettina minute you'll open this door !

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

What Should Make A Book Teacher: "What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?

Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's

Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?

No phone numbers.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.