How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

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What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

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What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

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How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

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Why do elephants have flat feet?

from jumpin' outta palm trees, duh

Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?

Because the elephant isn't chicken !