What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

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What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

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Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry

What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

How was your date?

She hated my poncho.