What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.

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What part of your punctuality emancipates the Chinese?

Your Ti"ming"!

What do you call it... ...when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

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What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

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Who did this?

1) When I was your age...

What gets higher with age?

Willie Nelson

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What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

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Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

What do you get when you subtract original blues from modern blues?

Delta blues.