Tony Stark Jokes

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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When he turns into his cage !

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The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

What time do monkeys poop?

Tree turdy.

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What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

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An illumi-hotty!

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A: Thunderware.