Subtract Jokes

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

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What do you get when you subtract original blues from modern blues?

Delta blues.

How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.