Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

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A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

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How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!