What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference... ...between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

What do you call a hypocritical member of the church of Latter Day Saints?

an oxy-mormon. or, all of them.

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Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

Church Bell Jokes More Church Bell Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

Church Bell Peal Jokes More Church Bell Peal Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Steeple Jokes More Steeple Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.