Some came out running, others ran out coming.
Everything, given enough time
You get repossessed.
Take me to your liter!
The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK
Because Paracetamol on fire.
Because he cleaned out the vault.
Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.
He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.
Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.
Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.