What happened when a whore house caught on fire?

Some came out running, others ran out coming.

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What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.

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When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

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What do you call a drug factory that catches fire?

A pot roast

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

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What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink?

Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young :).