What happened when a whore house caught on fire?

Some came out running, others ran out coming.

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What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

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Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

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Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.