Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

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What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

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Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

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Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.