Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

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Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

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How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.