Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

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Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

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Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.