What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

Mayor Jokes More Mayor Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

Kitty Jokes More Kitty Jokes

What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !