What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

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What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

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What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

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Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !