What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

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Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

And 'entruncated' How about 'monosyllabic' Who's running this language

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

Mayor Jokes More Mayor Jokes

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

Kitty Jokes More Kitty Jokes

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !