Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

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Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

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Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.