Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

What do philosophical dolphins say?

What's the porpoise?