Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.