Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

What's the big deal?

It's not like I did it on porpoise!