Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

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How do tree surgeons live?

Life on the hedge!

What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

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Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

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Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

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Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.