Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

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Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

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What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!"

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What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.