Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

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What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout

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Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

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What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...