Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

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What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

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What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)