What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

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What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

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What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

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How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"