What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

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Whale of fortune !

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Whale whale whale, what do we have here

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What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

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Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

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I need a porpoise.