What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

Why was the whale lonely after his date?

The other whale didn't humpback.

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What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

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Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

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Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.

What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.