What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.