They were both driving their cars at the time !
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
A girl scout that got hit by a car.
Tennish.
Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?
Because he's from New York.
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
Stephen Hawking.
It's another chance to look up old friends.
Darkness, my old friend.
It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.
