Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

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Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

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How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

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Why cant asians drive?

Because cars takes you from A to B

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

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What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

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Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !