What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

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What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

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What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

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What do Brazil and lesbians have in common?

Neither like touching balls.

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.