What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.

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Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ?

Bark you car on the drive !

What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda

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Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart?

A pick-axe

What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

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Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.

Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?

A: They don't know the route.

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What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

What is the loneliest bayou in Louisiana?

Bayou self