Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

What does a Mexican magician use?

A magic Juan

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

Whats a Muslims favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.