Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

How do boats apologise?

S ry!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

because it was being driven by a woman

What do blind people drive?

A cataract.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a fast food joint that caters specifically to muslims?

Allahuh Snackbar

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

What the difference between a black guy and a donut?

One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it