Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between a a women's track team and a tribe of pygmy's?

One is a cunning bunch of runts and the the is a running bunch of.....nevermind.

What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Boarder Jokes More Boarder Jokes

Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.

Why did the doctor go on a ski trip alone?

He was part of doctors without boarders .