Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Boarder Jokes More Boarder Jokes

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Why did the doctor go on a ski trip alone?

He was part of doctors without boarders .