What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

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What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

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Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

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Go for the juggler.

Why do white girls always stay in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

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What do you call poppies from eastern Africa?

Ethiopium

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Tuesday.

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

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What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.

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How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.