What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Where do holy men sleep?

Monk beds.

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee