What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.

What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

Why is turtle wax so expensive?

because turtles have such small ears

What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee