Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

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Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to live in the dark.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What does a mentally disabled lizard said to be diagnosed with?

A Reptile Dysfunction *ba dum tss* I'll be here all night folks

Sauce Jokes More Sauce Jokes

What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

What did the pasta noodles say to the sauce when it was scared?

Don't be alfredo.

Alfredo Jokes More Alfredo Jokes

What did the pasta noodles say to the sauce when it was scared?

Don't be alfredo.

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!