Because he was alfredo the dark!
Oven mitts
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.
None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.
Because he makes all the ladies wet.
He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.
Barbecue sauce
Don't be alfredo.
Because he was Alfredo pasta!