Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

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Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

What do you call a kid that is afraid of the dark?

Racist

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Sauce Jokes More Sauce Jokes

What did the black student get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce

How did worchestershire sauce get it's name?

Someone gave some to a cajun and he said "whus dis here sauce"

Alfredo Jokes More Alfredo Jokes

What did the pasta noodles say to the sauce when it was scared?

Don't be alfredo.

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!