Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

Sauce Jokes More Sauce Jokes

What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

What did the black student get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce

Alfredo Jokes More Alfredo Jokes

What did the pasta noodles say to the sauce when it was scared?

Don't be alfredo.

Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!