What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: It stole the show!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

Why is Hodor's real name Wylis?

Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout.

Insomnia Jokes More Insomnia Jokes

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

What else can we think about?

Insomnia