What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

Who lives there?

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.

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Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

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What do you get if you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?

Brown-chicken-brown-coooow

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Hare in your milk!

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The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

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Because they can't even...

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What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

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What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

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What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.