What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

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What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.