What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

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What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

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What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

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What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

What kind of wolf never runs?

Steppenwolf