How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Who's there ! Alexia ! Alexia who ?

Alexia again to open this door !

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.