How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why are gold fish orange ?

The water makes them rusty !

What do you get if you water a melon?

a wet melon.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs