How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What you you call a girl you meet on Reddit?

You don't.

What do you call a girl with no legs?

Disabled.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

Why do Greeks like fried foods?

Because they're greasy

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

Back to school ads

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

How is a woman like a bar?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back ( )

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

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How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met..."