Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
You have to read ursine.
Alane
Girl: Your feet.
Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)
1: GENIUS!
Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
Popcorn.
A sand bar.
Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"
Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.
ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.
Meet Patty"
Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.
