Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What's black and always behind bars?

Guinness (You bunch of racists)

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

What is most commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" was not the right answer

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.