What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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What happens when devil worshipers do the rain dance?

PrecipiSatan

What happened to the road?

Depressions.

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What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.

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Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

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What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.