What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

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Why did Marie Antoinette travel the world?

Where else would she beheaded

What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

Experience Jokes More Experience Jokes

What experience do you have plucking chickens?

Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)