What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

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What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

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Why do white girls only travel in packs of 3's?

Because omg they can't even.

Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

What do you call the underwear of someone experiencing nocturnal emissions?

Dreamcatchers

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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany